(this poem is from an overnight stay at a motel...or was it my stay in my body called life):

Did you forget something?

We truly care about you and want you to
be comfortable during your stay.
Make this your home away from home.
Yes, there is a penalty for early cancellation.
Did you forget something? Just call.
We are available with everything
but there is no lotion. Oh yeah,
there are only two pillows
Sorry the remotes batteries are dead.
Please be good to your neighbors.
The furnishings and any future guests thank you.